human life

అబ్బి గాడు.............సుబ్బి గాడు.............
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అబ్బి గాడు: ఈ రోడ్డు మీద బంగారం దొరికితే బాగుండు!!
సుబ్బి గాడు: ఎవరిని కొరుకుంటున్నావ్? దేవుడినేన!!
అబ్బి గాడు: అవును రా!! దొరికితే చాలా బాగుండు!
సుబ్బి గాడు: దొరికితే ఎం చేస్తావ్?
అబ్బి గాడు: అమ్మితే డబ్బులు వస్తాయ్, హాయిగ ఖర్చు
పెట్టుకోవచ్చు.
సుబ్బి గాడు: ఎలాగు దేవుడినే కదా కొరుకునేది..అదేదొ డబ్బులే దొరకాలి
అని కొరుకోవచ్చు కద..
అబ్బి గాడు: అవును రా.. నువ్వు చెప్పిందే కరెక్ట్, ఇప్పుడు బంగారం
దొరికి దాన్ని అమ్మడం..! ఇదంత టైం వేస్ట్... నాకు డబ్బు దొరకాలి.
సుబ్బి గాడు: ఎంత?
అబ్బి గాడు: ఒక 100 కొట్లు.
సుబ్బి గాడు: ఎలాగు దేవుడినే కదా కొరుకునేది..అదేదొ లక్ష కోట్లు
కొరుకోవచ్చు కద.
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అబ్బి గాడు:అవును లె...ఎలాగు దేవుడే కదా.. సరే లక్ష కొట్లు.
సుబ్బి గాడు: ఎం చెస్తావేంటి, లక్ష కోట్లతొ?
అబ్బి గాడు: బిల్డింగులు, కార్లు కొంటాను!
సుబ్బి గాడు: పిచ్చోడ! డైరెక్ట్ గా అవే కోరుకోవచ్చు కద! సరే అవన్ని
కొంటే??
?
అబ్బి గాడు: ఇంకేముంది హాప్పీ గా ఉండొచ్చు
సుబ్బి గాడు: వెధవ! అదేదొ డైరెక్ట్ గా హాప్పీ గా ఉండాలని కోరుకోవచ్చు
కదా..??
అబ్బి గాడు: ..................???

happiness lies in nothing

అబ్బి గాడు.............సుబ్బి గాడు.............
.
అబ్బి గాడు: ఈ రోడ్డు మీద బంగారం దొరికితే బాగుండు!!
సుబ్బి గాడు: ఎవరిని కొరుకుంటున్నావ్? దేవుడినేన!!
అబ్బి గాడు: అవును రా!! దొరికితే చాలా బాగుండు!
సుబ్బి గాడు: దొరికితే ఎం చేస్తావ్?
అబ్బి గాడు: అమ్మితే డబ్బులు వస్తాయ్, హాయిగ ఖర్చు
పెట్టుకోవచ్చు.
సుబ్బి గాడు: ఎలాగు దేవుడినే కదా కొరుకునేది..అదేదొ డబ్బులే దొరకాలి
అని కొరుకోవచ్చు కద..
అబ్బి గాడు: అవును రా.. నువ్వు చెప్పిందే కరెక్ట్, ఇప్పుడు బంగారం
దొరికి దాన్ని అమ్మడం..! ఇదంత టైం వేస్ట్... నాకు డబ్బు దొరకాలి.
సుబ్బి గాడు: ఎంత?
అబ్బి గాడు: ఒక 100 కొట్లు.
సుబ్బి గాడు: ఎలాగు దేవుడినే కదా కొరుకునేది..అదేదొ లక్ష కోట్లు
కొరుకోవచ్చు కద.
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అబ్బి గాడు:అవును లె...ఎలాగు దేవుడే కదా.. సరే లక్ష కొట్లు.
సుబ్బి గాడు: ఎం చెస్తావేంటి, లక్ష కోట్లతొ?
అబ్బి గాడు: బిల్డింగులు, కార్లు కొంటాను!
సుబ్బి గాడు: పిచ్చోడ! డైరెక్ట్ గా అవే కోరుకోవచ్చు కద! సరే అవన్ని
కొంటే??
?
అబ్బి గాడు: ఇంకేముంది హాప్పీ గా ఉండొచ్చు
సుబ్బి గాడు: వెధవ! అదేదొ డైరెక్ట్ గా హాప్పీ గా ఉండాలని కోరుకోవచ్చు
కదా..??
అబ్బి గాడు: ..................???

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 HOW LONG DOES IT TAKE TO DECOMPOSE
Paper Towel - 2-4 weeks
Banana Peel - 3-4 weeks
Paper Bag - 1 month
Newspaper - 1.5 months
Apple Core - 2 months
Cardboard - 2 months
Cotton Glove - 3 months
Orange peels - 6 months
Plywood - 1-3 years
Wool Sock - 1-5 years
Milk Cartons - 5 years
Cigarette Butts - 10-12 years
Leather shoes - 25-40 years
Tinned Steel Can - 50 years
Foamed Plastic Cups - 50 years
Rubber-Boot Sole - 50-80 years
Plastic containers - 50-80 years
Aluminum Can - 200-500 years
Plastic Bottles - 450 years
Disposable Diapers - 550 years
Mono-filament Fishing Line - 600 years
Plastic Bags - 200-1000 years



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 ivi unnayi dani
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 E  model??
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The Correct Way To Drink Water

1. Drink water when you wake up. Your body loses water while you sleep, so
drink a glass before you go to sleep, and another glass when you wake up.
You are naturally thirsty or dehydrated in the morning. Drinking water in
the morning helps flush out the toxins that have accumulated all night.


2. Drink 8 to 12 glasses a day. According to the Mayo Clinic, a 120-pound
individual needs 8 cups of water a day, while a 190-pound person would
require 12 cups daily. Dr. Robert Tanchanco says that we should monitor our
urine color and keep it on the light side. However, drink only a maximum of
16 glasses a day, and not more.


3. Drink little by little throughout the day. It is preferable to sip water
throughout the day rather than to drink two glasses all at once. This will
lessen the stress on the heart (especially if you have heart disease) and
give your body more time to absorb it.

4. Don't wait until you're thirsty to drink water. By the time you feel
thirsty, you're probably already 2 glasses below your normal water needs.
Elderly people are also less sensitive to the body's need for water.


5. Drink water, not soft drinks, alcohol or coffee. Some experts believe
that tea, sodas and coffee can be potentially dehydrating. Moreover, the
high phosphorus and sugar content in cola drinks can lead to conditions
like osteoporosis and diabetes. One study shows that adults who drank six
cups of coffee daily experienced mild dehydration. Drinking alcohol is much
worse because it actually dehydrates you by making you urinate a lot.


6. Train children to drink water. Set a good example to your kids and drink
water together. Make sure that children drink enough water when they're
active. Pack a large bottled water in their lunch box.


7. Drink more when it's hot. People living in hot climates like the
Philippines need to drink more water. They are more prone to develop kidney
stones compared to those living in cooler regions.

8. Drink more as you exercise. When you exercise, you need to drink more
water to compensate for fluid loss. Go for an extra 500 ml of water for a
30-minute to 1-hour exercise. Eating a banana also helps keep your
potassium up.

9. Drink more when you're sick. Even though you don't feel like it, you
really need to drink more water to help your body recover from various
infections. If you're dehydrated, you'll feel much worse.


10. Drink more if you're pregnant. Women who are expecting or
breast-feeding need additional fluids to stay hydrated. The Institute of
Medicine recommends that pregnant women drink 10 cups of fluids daily and
women who breast-feed take in about 13 cups of fluids a day.

water

Our bodies are made up of mostly water. Just look at the facts: The brain
contains 74% water, blood contains 83% water, lean muscle has 75% and bone
has 22% water.. Experts agree that water is one of the most powerful forms
of treatment. So how come most people don't drink enough water?
10 Health Benefits of Water:


1. Water prevents kidney stones. The most common cause of kidney stones is
not drinking enough water. Since water dissolves the substances that form
stones in the urine, drinking 12 glasses daily helps treat kidney stones.


2. Water treats urinary tract infection. The more water you drink, the more
you will urinate. "Drinking lots of water will help flush out harmful
bacteria from your bladder," says Medical City kidney specialist Dr.
Roberto Tanchanco.


3. Water helps patients with diarrhea by preventing dehydration. As a
first-aid for diarrhea, you can make your own oral rehydration solution at
home. Mix a glass of water with 2 teaspoons sugar and ¼ teaspoon salt, and
drink as much as you can tolerate. This is similar to the dextrose solution
in the hospital.


4. Water helps reduce fever. For symptoms of flu, water can help lower your
body temperature when you urinate the "heat" out of your body. If you're
sick, drink more water for you to recover faster.


5. Water helps treat cough and colds, sore throat, and respiratory
infections. Water helps loosen sticky phlegm. A respected lung specialist
told me that some mucolytics out there are just as beneficial as drinking
lots of water.

6. Water reduces heartburn. Taking 2-3 gulps of water every 20 minutes or
so can help flush the stomach acid away. Bananas and water are effective
alternatives to taking antacids. Try it.


7. Water prevents constipation and its complications. Too little water can
harden the stools and lead to hemorrhoids and diverticulosis, a disease of
the large bowel. Drink water and eat lots of vegetables to soften your
stools.

8. Water keeps you alert and energetic. If you're dehydrated, your blood is
literally thicker. This makes it harder for the blood to circulate. As a
result, the brain can become less active and you can feel confused and
fatigued. Some studies also show that water may help cure migraine
headaches.


9. Water helps reduce weight. By drinking a glass or two of water before a
meal, you will lessen the amount of food you can take in order to feel
full. Water has zero calories and will not make you fat.


10. Water keeps your skin soft and radiant. Just as a dehydrated person
will have deep-set eyes and wrinkled skin, so will a fully hydrated person
exhibit a normal and beautiful skin tone.
 


Cancer cells

                                                                           
1. Every person has cancer cells in the body. These cancer                
cells do not show up in the standard tests until they have                
multiplied to a few billion. When doctors tell cancer patients            
that there are no more cancer cells in their bodies after                  
treatment, it just means the tests are unable to detect the                
cancer cells because they have not reached the detectable                  
size.                                                                      

                         
                                                   
2. Cancer cells occur between 6 to more than 10 times in a                
person's lifetime.        
                                                  



3. When the person's immune system is strong the cancer                    
cells will be destroyed and prevented from multiplying and                forming tumors.                                                            
                                
                                                   
        Ways to maintain or boost Immune system

Deep sleep is one of the most important ways to boost the immune system. Chronic insomnia can lead to immune system deficiency. One good way to make sure you sleep deeper and longer is by taking a long walk each day. Moderate exercise, at least 3 times a week, preferably daily walks. Excessive and prolonged physical activity temporarily reduces the function of the immune system. Avoid excessive sun exposure.Reduce stress any way you know how. Stress releases the hormone cortisol which wreaks havoc with the immune system. Stress of any kind -- emotional, physical, psychological -- quickly damages the immune system.Eat more fruits and vegetables. They have flavonoids that have anti-bacterial and anti-viral activity. Avoid excessive sugar intake. Consume more garlic, onions, and culinary herbs such as cloves. Berry fruits are rich sources of bioactive compounds, such as phenolics and organic acids, which have antimicrobial activities against human pathogens. Among different berries and berry phenolics, cranberry, cloudberry, raspberry, strawberry and bilberry especially possess clear antimicrobial effects.Ingest healthy probiotic bacteria. These friendly gut bacteria may boost the immune system. Reduce or eliminate smoking. Keep alcohol consumption low or moderate.Drink more tea (up to mid afternoon) - Drinking tea appears to boost the immune system. Non-tea drinkers who downed two to four small cups of black tea per day for two weeks appeared to be better able to fight off bacterial infections. As an explanation for tea's benefits, experiments in the lab revealed that an ingredient found in black, green, oolong and pekoe teas boosted the ability of immune system cells to attack a bacterial invader. The experiments used ethylamine, which is produced when the tea ingredient L-theanine is broken down in the liver.Get a massage. Massage therapy reduces cortisol levels. Pray, meditate, listen to music, or find a way to still your mind. Do yoga, or relaxed breathing and stretching, at least once or twice a week. Have regular exposure to the sun or take at least 400 units of vitamin D a day. Some people with little or no sun exposure may require up to 2,000 units a day.                                                                   
4. When a person has cancer it indicates the person has                    
nutritional deficiencies. These could be due to genetic,                  
but also to environmental, food and lifestyle factors.                    
                                                                            
5. To overcome the multiple nutritional deficiencies, changing            
diet to eat more adequately and healthy, 4-5 times/day                    
and by including supplements will strengthen the immune system.            
                                                                            
6. Chemotherapy involves poisoning the rapidly-growing                    
cancer cells and also destroys rapidly-growing healthy cells              
in the bone marrow, gastrointestinal tract etc, and can                    
cause organ damage, like liver, kidneys, heart, lungs etc.                
                                                                            
7.. Radiation while destroying cancer cells also burns, scars              
and damages healthy cells, tissues and organs.                            
                                                                            
8. Initial treatment with chemotherapy and radiation will often            
reduce tumor size. However prolonged use of                                
chemotherapy and radiation do not result in more tumor                    
destruction.                                                              
                                                                            
9. When the body has too much toxic burden from                            
chemotherapy and radiation the immune system is either                    
compromised or destroyed, hence the person can succumb                    
to various kinds of infections and complications.                          
                                                                            
10. Chemotherapy and radiation can cause cancer cells to                  
mutate and become resistant and difficult to destroy.                      
Surgery can also cause cancer cells to spread to other                    
sites.                                                                    
                                                                            
11. An effective way to battle cancer is to starve the cancer              
cells by not feeding it with the foods it needs to multiply.              
                                                                            
*CANCER CELLS FEED ON:                                                    
                                                                            
a. Sugar substitutes like NutraSweet, Equal, Spoonful, etc are made        
with Aspartame and it is harmful. A better natural substitute              
would be Manuka honey or molasses, but only in very small                  
amounts. Table salt has a chemical added to make it white in              
color Better alternative is Bragg's aminos or sea salt.                    
                                                                            
b. Milk causes the body to produce mucus, especially in the                
gastro-intestinal tract. Cancer feeds on mucus. By cutting                
off milk and substituting with unsweetened soy milk cancer                
cells are being starved.                                                  
                                                                            
c. Cancer cells thrive in an acid environment. A meat-based                
diet is acidic and it is best to eat fish, and a little other meat,        
like chicken. Meat also contains livestock                                
antibiotics, growth hormones and parasites, which are all                  
harmful, especially to people with cancer.                                
                                                                            
d. A diet made of 80% fresh vegetables and juice, whole                    
grains, seeds, nuts and a little fruits help put the body into            
an alkaline environment. About 20% can be from cooked                      
food including beans. Fresh vegetable juices provide live                  
enzymes that are easily absorbed and reach down to                        
cellular levels within 15 minutes to nourish and enhance                  
growth of healthy cells. To obtain live enzymes for building              
healthy cells try and drink fresh vegetable juice (most                    
vegetables including bean sprouts) and eat some raw                        
vegetables 2 or 3 times a day. Enzymes are destroyed at                    
temperatures of 104 degrees F (40 degrees C)..                            
                                                                            
e. Avoid coffee, tea, and chocolate, which have high                      
caffeine Green tea is a better alternative and has cancer                  
fighting properties. Water-best to drink purified water, or                
filtered, to avoid known toxins and heavy metals in tap                    
water. Distilled water is acidic, avoid it.                                
                                                                            
12. Meat protein is difficult to digest and requires a lot of              
digestive enzymes. Undigested meat remaining in the                        
intestines becomes putrefied and leads to more toxic                      
buildup.                                                                  
                                                                            
13. Cancer cell walls have a tough protein covering. By                    
refraining from or eating less meat it frees more enzymes                  
to attack the protein walls of cancer cells and allows the                
body's killer cells to destroy the cancer cells.                          
                                                                            
14. Some supplements build up the immune system                            
(IP6, Flor-ssence, Essiac, anti-oxidants, vitamins, minerals,              
EFAs etc.) to enable the body’s own killer cells to destroy                
cancer cells.. Other supplements like vitamin E are known                  
to cause apoptosis, or programmed cell death, the body's                  
normal method of disposing of damaged, unwanted, or                        
unneeded cells.                                                            
                                                                            
15. Cancer is a disease of the mind, body, and spirit.                    
A proactive and positive spirit will help the cancer warrior              
be a survivor. Anger, un-forgiveness and bitterness put                    
the body into a stressful and acidic environment. Learn to                
have a loving and forgiving spirit. Learn to relax and enjoy              
life.                                                                      
                                                                            
16. Cancer cells cannot thrive in an oxygenated                            
environment. Exercising daily, and deep breathing help to                  
get more oxygen down to the cellular level. Oxygen                        
therapy is another means employed to destroy cancer                        
cells.                                                                    
                                                                            
1. No plastic containers in micro.                                        
                                                                            
2. No water bottles in freezer.                                            
                                                                            
3. No plastic wrap in microwave..                                          
                                                                            
Johns Hopkins has recently sent this out in its newsletters. This          
information is being circulated at Walter Reed Army Medical Center as      
well. Dioxin chemicals cause cancer, especially breast cancer. Dioxins are 
highly poisonous to the cells of our bodies. Don't freeze your plastic    
bottles with water in them as this releases dioxins from the plastic.      
Recently, Dr Edward Fujimoto, Wellness Program Manager at Castle          
Hospital , was on a TV program to explain this health hazard. He talked    
about dioxins and how bad they are for us. He said that we should not be  
heating our food in the microwave using plastic containers. This          
especially applies to foods that contain fat He said that the combination  
of fat, high heat, and plastics releases dioxin into the food and          
ultimately into the cells of the body. Instead, he recommends using glass, 
such as Corning Ware, Pyrex or ceramic containers for heating food You get 
the same results, only without the dioxin. So such things as TV dinners,  
instant ramen and soups, etc., should be removed from the container and    
heated in something else. Paper isn't bad but you don't know what is in    
the paper. It's just safer to use tempered glass, Corning Ware, etc. He    
reminded us that a while ago some of the fast food restaurants moved away  
from the foam containers to paper The dioxin problem is one of the        
reasons. 

Life

why are we living?
for relationship....

for friendship....

for love....

what are we searching for the years in life?

why dont we enjoy others success?why will we be jealous at others?

why dont we celebrate every moment?success and failure...failure is stepping stone of success..


take life simple.....nothing is more serious than life...chill out every moment....

Life may be small but may create a big History...
                                                                 THANK YOU

Definitions


 Cigarette:

A pinch of tobacco rolled in paper with fire at one end & a fool at the other.


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Love affairs:

Something like cricket where one-day internationals are more popular than a five-day test.


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Marriage:

It's an agreement in which a man loses his bachelor degree and a woman gains her master


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Divorce:
Future tense of marriage

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Lecture:

An art of transferring information from the notes of the lecturer to the notes of the students without passing through the minds of either.


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Conference:

The confusion of one man multiplied by the number present.


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Compromise:

The art of dividing a cake in such a way that everybody believes he got the biggest piece.


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Tears:

The hydraulic force by which masculine will power is defeated by feminine water power ...


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Dictionary:

A place where divorce comes before marriage.


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Conference Room:

A place where everybody talks, nobody listens & everybody disagrees later on.

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Ecstasy:

A feeling when you feel you are going to feel a feeling you have never felt before.


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Classic:

A book which people praise, but do not read.


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Smile:

A curve that can set a lot of things straight.

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Office:

A place where you can relax after your strenuous home life.


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Etc:

A sign to make others believe that you know more than you actually do.


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Committee:
Individuals who can do nothing individually and sit to decide that nothing can be done together.


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Experience:

The name men give to their mistakes.


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Atom Bomb:

An invention to end all inventions.


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Philosopher:

A fool who torments himself during life, to be spoken of when dead.


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Diplomat:

A person who tells you to go to hell in such a way that you actually look forward to the trip.


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Opportunist:

A person who starts taking bath if he accidentally falls into a river.


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Optimist:

A person who while falling from Eiffel Tower says in midway See I am not injured yet.


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Pessimist:

A person who says that O is the last letter in ZERO, Instead of the first letter in word OPPORTUNITY


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Miser:

A person who lives poor so that he can die rich.


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Father:

A banker provided by nature.


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Criminal:

A guy no different from the rest... Except that he got caught.


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Politician:

One who shakes your hand before elections and your Confidence after.


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Boss: 

Someone who comes early when you are late and is late when you come early.


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Doctor:

A medical person who kills your ills by pills and kills you with bills.


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INSURANCE:

A contact that keeps you poor all your life so that you can be rich after.


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Nurse: 
A person who wakes you to give you sleeping pills.

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Saturday and Sunday: 
Are strong days as the others are weak days (weekdays). 

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School:

A place where Papa pays and son plays.
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YAWN:The only time a husband can open his mouth in front of his wife.
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